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imyourbimbo: Omg

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:39:17 -0400

imyourbimbo:

Omg

lolsofunny: (lol here!)

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:20:07 -0400

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

Is there anything you wouldn’t do for your family?

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:19:38 -0400

Is there anything you wouldn’t do for your family?

gthegentleman: Trek

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:19:04 -0400

gthegentleman:

Trek

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:16:19 -0400

izzaylicious: crazypeoplejail: teacuptardis: magic-disney: as...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:11:05 -0400

izzaylicious:

crazypeoplejail:

teacuptardis:

magic-disney:

ashappyascori:

mugrumblr:

You have to admit, nothing beats MU in the springtime.

A Monsters University student has a tumblr.

I REPEAT: A MONSTERS UNIVERSITY STUDENT HAS A TUMBLR.

WELL DONE DISNEY THIS IS AMAZING MARKETING

I WAS REALLY CONFUSED BECAUSE MY UNIVERSITY’S INITIALS ARE MU AND I WAS LIKE WHAT I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS BUILDING WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT AND THEN I REALIZED.

A+ marketing, guys

DAMN looks hella nice

fliipsyde: houseofartistry: interesting post… hahahaha

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:21:33 -0400

fliipsyde:

houseofartistry:

interesting post…

hahahaha

mizzyeffbaybee: hellarraine: beben-eleben: There once was a...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:19:15 -0400

mizzyeffbaybee:

hellarraine:

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

Good shit.

Damn..

whataboutmikey: That the kind of eye-rape that gets you from 0...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:56:02 -0400

whataboutmikey:

That the kind of eye-rape that gets you from 0 to 60 in 3.2 seconds.

ohashleey: videohall: 2 grown men go through a labor...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:52:27 -0400

ohashleey:

videohall:

2 grown men go through a labor simulation

> I lost it at “STOP SMILING!!!!”

A Mother’s Day vid

deanisanactualprincess: cassjaytuck: SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP WRITING AN ESSAY THAT I SHOULD’VE...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:48:17 -0400

deanisanactualprincess:

cassjaytuck:

SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP WRITING AN ESSAY THAT I SHOULD’VE STARTED THREE WEEKS AGO

am i the only one who heard that as a parody of some nights instead of just reading it

Just admit it this was the most intense scene in your childood

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:58:48 -0400

Just admit it this was the most intense scene in your childood

nine-minutes-apart: This makes me happy.

Tue, 14 May 2013 03:49:11 -0400

nine-minutes-apart:

This makes me happy.

forever-nostalgic: itsnotkhadija: colorsofmonochrome: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system ...

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:10:47 -0400

forever-nostalgic:

itsnotkhadija:

colorsofmonochrome:

the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34

Time to move to the UK

THIS IS LEGIT YOU GUYS. I JUST SEARCHED IT UP.

LOOOOOOL THIS EXPLAINS IB SO WELL

O m f g

What makes mothers all that they are?Might as well ask, “What...

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:10:16 -0400

What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”

paaulrex: They were so perfect. ellen taking a pic lmao

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:51:26 -0400

paaulrex:

They were so perfect.

ellen taking a pic lmao

Photo

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:52:45 -0400

rhiannoncourtney: deeeyumalex: lagerthalothbrokes: Sometimes...

Sun, 12 May 2013 01:04:32 -0400

rhiannoncourtney:

deeeyumalex:

lagerthalothbrokes:

Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.

We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.

#my face hurts from smiling so much

This is love right here.

I love this.

anniephantom: absentloversthings: absentloversthings: SOMEBOD...

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:11:52 -0400

anniephantom:

absentloversthings:

absentloversthings:

SOMEBODY JUST SENT ME THIS ON SNAPCHAT I DON’T KNOW WHO IT IS BUT IT SURE ISN’T JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

I JUST GOT THIS ANON IM SCREAMING

damn wow i’d go down in history if you know what i mean

Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:09:22 -0400

nineintheafter-nattie-and-noon:

161neveralone161:

beforethebereavement:

hyrulian-feminist:

toomuchtaylor:

middle-east-beast:

Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll

Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.

Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.

Taylor Swift went alone and Ellen Degeneres made her fall to the ground with fear.

Now she’s laying on the cold hard ground

*goat noise*